Why Lake Russell is Better Than a Tiny Blue Pill

Lake, wearing glasses that make her look even sexier than usual, greets her new client. She’s a shrink, not a hooker, by the way. Now, her patient isn’t doing too well with the ladies. “I’ve been having inadequacy problems lately,” he tells her. “It’s kinda embarrassing to talk about. I used to not have this problem, but now, every time I get close to someone, something happens.” Or doesn’t happen. Meanwhile, Lake is in her own little dream world. Her husband thinks she wants to have sex with a black man … and you know what? He’s right! Well, therapy is all about honesty on both sides. The patient has to be honest. The therapist has to be honest. In this case, Lake honestly wants his cock. And she’s honestly wearing a very short skirt. “You just have to trust me,” Lake tells Mr. Black. “You have to stop worrying. I’m your doctor. You must trust me and do what I say.” Translation: “You must let me suck your big, black cock. You must trust me when I put it in my pussy. And you must trust me when I ask you to stick it in my ass.” Problem solved. The woman is a genius.