It ain’t rocket science. It’s Boob Science.

SCORE held a contest for DVD ideas for a feature film. We advertised the contest in our mail-order DVD catalogs. The third-place winner was a reader in Missouri who suggested we make a busty parody of the movie Weird Science. This was a 1980s John Hughes movie about two nerds who create their own superwoman through a combination of science and black magic. It was redone as a porn feature a few times but not with a big-boob angle. We liked the idea but had to decide who to cast in the lead role that Kelly LeBrock excelled in. A few names came to mind. We needed an attractive girl with huge tits who would do anything sexual and could memorize lines and act. Our list was whittled down to SCORE covergirl (and Hall of Famer) Daphne Rosen, who has all of those qualifications. A Voluptuous editor and I were assigned to write the script. We had a great cast of new girls in their first and only feature movie. Eva Notty was cast as a hot hairstylist. Angel Gee was a tough gang girl. Contessa Rose was the girlfriend of one of the geek’s annoying brothers. Aileen Ghettman was the hard-edged executive, a role she could handle easily since she is a professional dominatrix. And Maggie Green was the girl Daphne bangs with a strap-on to educate the two nerds, Sheldon and Dexter, guys who could not get fucked in a whorehouse. “Women with big boobs have needs,” Daphne’s character, Mandy, tells them. “Obviously, their tits need attention. They need to be rubbed and teased. They need to have their pussies licked, teased and fucked! Sit back and let me show you horny little devils how it’s done. They need to…cum. A lot! And luckily for you, I can show you exactly how to do that.” She disappears into the TV screen, where Maggie is waiting to get fucked lesbian-style while the guys watch and learn. Boob Science turned out to be a big hit on DVD, I’m happy to say.